In the specialty section of our catalog you will find all manner of drinks that, for one reason or another, have become well known or notorious throughout the known galaxy. Batty & Hauer Distributors Inc. offers these drinks in .750 ml bottles. For an additional fee, the specialty glassware seen in the holos may also be purchased. An additional shipping fee of 5% will be added to each order.





Kessel Fire Elixir

Kessel fire Elixir is a potent beverage made from matierials found on the notorious prison planet. It's color is a dingy brown streaked with green that tends to darken with age. It's smell is hard to describe, and, depending on the distiller can vary from simply revolting to sickeningly repugnant. Victims often remember little about the experience and the smart drinkers tend to order a very cold, powerful chaser.

Effects:
-2D to all actions for 3D6 rounds-Per 3oz.

Cost:
6 Credits Per 3 oz.


Selonian Baggers Blood

This drink is easily recognizable by it's deep red color and musty aroma. Distilled from Baggers leaves on the planet Selonia, the mixture is allowed to ferment for over three years before processing, owning to it's unique smooth taste.
For those not familiar with the brew, the name may seem a bit daunting. In fact, the moniker refers to the "blood" of the Bagger plant leaves. While it's deep smooth flavor encourages consumption in mass quantities, only the heartiest drinkers can finish a glass without feeling some effect.

Effects:
Moderate STAMINA roll required to avoid effects
A failed roll results in -1D to all DEX actions for 1D6 rounds-Per 3oz shot.

Cost:
4 Credits Per 3 oz.


Twi'lek Lap Dance

When ordering this one, be sure you specify the DRINK. Much like it's namesake, this delightful blue fruity beverage will weave a spell of magic around you and then slap you harder than an angry Barabel. Often found in high end nightclubs and dance venues, this is not a drink to be ordering when elbow to elbow at a shockboxing match.

Effects:
EASY STAMINA roll required to avoid effects

A failed roll results in -2D to ALL actions for 3D6 rounds-Per 6oz.

Cost:
5 Credits Per 6 oz.


Wookie Lovin'

Touted as being THE drink to put hair on a being's chest, this deep brown mixture has the bite and ferocity of the species it is named after.
Utilizing a variety of drinks, including distilled Corellian Whiskey, most beings don't make it through the first mug before they are counting sorch marks on the ceiling of their favorite cantina.

Effects:
6D6 Rounds -Per 3 oz.

Cost:
7 Credits Per 3 oz.


The Dianoga

This fun and very, very green drink is best shared by friends and family. Be it at your local tapcafe or trapped in an Imperial garbage disposal, the Dianoga is a beverage using berries and fruits from six different planets.
After allowing the mixture to ferment for over a decade, the taste is a sweet and easy pleasure that can be enjoyed by all. The prevailing flavor is the Firefruit, which is picked at it’s optimum ripeness..

Effects:
Moderate STAMINA roll required to avoid effects
A failed roll results in -1D to ALL actions for 2D6 rounds-Per 3oz shot.

Cost:
4 Credits Per 3 oz. (20 credits per 64 oz. bowl)


Fett's Revenge

Fett? Where? Right here in your glass partner. Fett’s Revenge pays homage to the most feirce bounty hunter the galaxy has ever seen. Blending Frostberry Brandy, Mandalore Narcolethe, and a few other special ingredients, the result is a powerful concoction that will haunt you all the way to the refresher and back. Not for the squeamish or anyone trying to keep a low profile.

Effects:
DIFFICULT STAMINA roll required to avoid effects

A failed roll results in -3D to ALL actions for 1D6 HOURS-Per 5oz.

Cost:
10 Credits Per 5oz.


Royal Guardsman

Tall, red, and as mean as they come, the Royal Guardsman is not a drink to be trifled with! Concocted from equal parts distilled Coruscant Trammer Liquor, Bespin Whisky and Mrllst Meltdown Hot Sauce, the Royal Guardsman is packed with more pain than a poke from a force pike
For those stout souls who have the constitution for a Royal Guardsman, the payoff comes by way of an unmatchable euphoria as the ingredients work their magic. Not recommended for the squeamish!

Effects:
A DIFFICULT STRENGTH or STAMINA roll is needed to avoid the effects
a FAILED roll results in -3D to all actions for 3D6 hours-Per 6oz.

Cost:
8 Credits Per 6 oz.


Wroonian Crush

As delicious as the freewheeling spirit of the Wroonians, this beverage is sure to cool down even the hottest afternoons parked under a binary star. Filtered Wroonian seawater is combined with Wroonian Ale and a splash of Galdda Fruit Juice. The mixture is blended until fine and then poured over crushed ice.
After a few of these you will actually start to believe you are wasting away on a beautiful blue beach. Drink your worries away!

Effects:
EASY STAMINA roll required to avoid effects
A failed roll results in -1D to all DEX actions for 1D6 hours-Per 6oz.

Cost:
8 Credits Per 6 oz.


Defel Night Death

We have no real idea how this drink became so popular. Seriously. It smells like a Rancor pit and to most humanoids tastes like charred fingernails. However, some of our customers swear by it, which probably explains it’s popularity.
Rumor has it that the beverage is also popular on college planets, and the ability to drink it without getting sick is a popular game among students. We don’t condone this of course.
Again, this beverage SHOULD NOT BE CONSUMED BY HUMANS! Batty and Hauer take no responsibility for those that ignore this warning!

Effects:
For HUMANS: VERY DIFFICULT STAMINA ROLL is needed to avoid effects/ ALL OTHER SPECIES : EASY

A failed roll results in -3D to ALL actions for 2D6 DAYS -Per 3oz. This is accompanied by uncontrollable bowel functions and accompanying symptoms.

Cost:
5 Credits Per 3oz.

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